🚨🤡 BREAKING: Trump just hit H-1B visas with a fee so high even Elon Musk's space rockets would be like "chill fam, that's insane!" 💰🔥 In a move that’s SPICIER than a TikTok dance-off, the former POTUS just went from “Make America Great Again” to “Make America Pay For Your Genius!”💀💸 Employers now gotta cough up a WHOPPING $100,000 for new applications, up from a measly $215. That’s like trading your grandma’s secret cookie recipe for a 2-for-1 coupon at the local Taco Bell! 🌮🤯 “Is this the new strategy to keep Silicon Valley *special*?” pondered a totally real developer named Chad, sipping his pumpkin spice latte. ☕💁‍♂️ “Next, they’ll charge $500,000 for genius like Elon and now Insta-kids—what’s next, a TikTok dance-off for visa approval?! 👀💀” Drake’s face when he hears this - pointing to the “NOPE” button like: “Nah, we reject those fees!” 😂✋ And Reddit is like “This is fine,” but we all know the tech industry is about to go FULL galaxy brain trying to cope with this. 🚀🌌 SO HERE'S A HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be hiring programming wizards from a secret underground bunker because these fees are gonna send us spiraling into tech doom. 😱🔥🔥 GET READY!