🚨BREAKING: TRUMP’S GOLDEN DOME IS NO CAP, A TOTAL 💰STONKS💰 DISASTER🚨 So, lemme get this straight. The Golden Dome missile defense shield, which sounds like a combo of a Magical Girl transformation and a bad sequel to ✈️ "Top Gun," is about to cost the American taxpayers anywhere from *10 to 100 TIMES* more than the Manhattan Project?!!! 😱💀 Look, fam. 💭 How are we spending potentially hundreds of billions of dollars just to catch missiles while our Congress is still addicted to cheap coffee and emojis? 🤡☕️ Imagine a politician in 2035: "This is fine!" while their phone is lit up with notifications about missile defense spending 😂🔥 Just the other day, I overheard one of the developers say, "Honestly, I thought it was a theme park ride.” 🎢 Like bruh, are we just defending ourselves with roller coasters now? 🛡️ And let’s not forget about the $25 billion down payment—more like a down payment to inflatable unicorns at this rate. 🦄💸 Hot take? By 2025, we’re all getting Golden Dome NFTs as collectibles and the defense budget will just be a meme fund. 🙈🚀 Watch out: “This is gonna be LIT!” 😂🤖💥 Spread the chaos! 🥳