🚨🌪️BREAKING CHAOS ALERT 🌪️🚨: The FTC just dropped a *WHOLE NEW LEVEL* of clownery 🤡 with their latest merger approval—an ad agency combo so powerful it makes Thanos look like a side character! 💥🦸‍♂️ But wait, there’s a twist: NO ADVERTISING BOYCOTTS allowed?! 🤯 That’s right, folks! The Big Bro of Advertising has stepped in and said, “Y’all can’t cancel each other based on political vibes.” 👀 I can already hear Elon Musk’s skull emoji grins echoing across the digital universe! 😎🪐 Meanwhile, Trump’s Truth Social is over there posing like Drake, saying, “I don’t want your politics” while nodding to the stonks meme. 📈💰 **Leaked developer quote**: “Honestly, we just wanted to make ads for dog food. Now we have to be political? What is this, a TED Talk?” 🙄 And don't even get me started on the implications—this is *SILICON VALLEY LEVEL* cringe! 😤 What’s next? A dating app for political ads? Swipe right if your ideology aligns! 💔🔥 Prediction: By 2024, we’ve just set the stage for an ad apocalypse where the FTC becomes an official sponsor of all political campaigns, making “This is Fine” the new slogan for democracy. 🥴🔥 Share this chaos if you want to keep it going! 🤖💥 #AdCrisis #PoliticalPuppetry