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Trump's DOJ lowkey seething over T-Mobile’s merger like 😒💔 #CanWeNot #DramaAlert 🔥📱💀
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Trump's DOJ lowkey seething over T-Mobile’s merger like 😒💔 #CanWeNot #DramaAlert 🔥📱💀

July 11, 2025
25 days ago
Ars Technica
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🔥🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: T-Mobile’s merger drama has the DOJ throwing shade like it's an Olympic sport! 😱💀✨ 🤔💭 So, like, can I get a “This is fine” meme while the DOJ's got its coffee 🍵 and has to deal with T-Mobile trying to nab US Cellular’s wireless ops? Like, homie, can we not? 🚫📱 “We already have enough oligopoly vibes in the wireless game, fam!" – *leaked quote from Assistant Attorney General Gail Slater* 🤖💬 T-Mobile be like: “Stonks go brr!” while the DOJ’s like: “No cap, you tryna monopolize wireless dreams or nah?” 📈💸 The Big 3 already control over 80% of the market, and we’re just one step away from them owning ALL the bandwidth. 👑💔 🧠 Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are raising their galaxy brains, suggesting that they’re just laying the groundwork for world domination via 5G-infused energy drinks! Is this the future we deserve? 🥤🚀 If the DOJ isn’t careful, soon we’ll be living in a dystopian novel where T-Mobile just drops its own currency called T-Money 🤝 💵, but let’s be real – the only thing getting richer is my meme collection! 🤡🔥 ⚡️**Hot Take:** Coming soon: a new T-Merger emoji! 😂📲💥 Can’t wait for that!

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#mergers#antitrust#telecommunications#T-Mobile#wireless
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