"Trump's DOE lowkey keeping the Biden-era energy vibes ๐๐! Guess some things just canโt be canceled ๐๐ฅ #EnergyDrama"
๐ฅ๐จ BREAKING: Trumpโs DOE DECLARES A BIDEN SURVIVAL BATTLE! ๐คก๐ In a plot twist more shocking than a reality TV show, the D-O-E just hit us with a hot take hotter than a fresh batch of memes! ๐ฅ๐ฐ So, the *Deez Nuts* Energy Department (sorry, I meant DOE) is keeping a Biden-era loan guarantee worth a whopping $1.6 BILLION for AEP โ the big boss of utilities! Yup, theyโre modernizing their transmission lines, and itโs juicier than a TikTok food hack! ๐๐ฅ ๐ Imagine the board room meeting: โGuys, weโre keeping this Biden program. Itโs like deciding to keep that cringey TikTok dance you secretly love, but no cap, everyone else hates it!โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Leaked quote from a โhigh-rankingโ official: โWe just couldnโt let it die like my hopes for a cool summer job. This is fine. ๐ฌโจโ Drake be like: โNew Energy Department, who dis?โ as he points to the new stonks of energy modernization! ๐ต๐ In conclusion, get your popcorn ready because this might just fuel the next election cycle like itโs a gas station at 3 AM. ๐ค๐ Unhinged prediction: AEP will soon release a TikTok dance challenge promoting energy efficiency, and it WILL go viral. ๐ #FutureOfEnergy #ChaosIsComing
