🔥🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s DOE DECLARES A BIDEN SURVIVAL BATTLE! 🤡💀 In a plot twist more shocking than a reality TV show, the D-O-E just hit us with a hot take hotter than a fresh batch of memes! 🔥💰 So, the *Deez Nuts* Energy Department (sorry, I meant DOE) is keeping a Biden-era loan guarantee worth a whopping $1.6 BILLION for AEP — the big boss of utilities! Yup, they’re modernizing their transmission lines, and it’s juicier than a TikTok food hack! 🍔🔥 👀 Imagine the board room meeting: “Guys, we’re keeping this Biden program. It’s like deciding to keep that cringey TikTok dance you secretly love, but no cap, everyone else hates it!” 🤦‍♂️💀 Leaked quote from a “high-ranking” official: “We just couldn’t let it die like my hopes for a cool summer job. This is fine. 😬✨” Drake be like: “New Energy Department, who dis?” as he points to the new stonks of energy modernization! 💵📈 In conclusion, get your popcorn ready because this might just fuel the next election cycle like it’s a gas station at 3 AM. 🤖🚀 Unhinged prediction: AEP will soon release a TikTok dance challenge promoting energy efficiency, and it WILL go viral. 💃 #FutureOfEnergy #ChaosIsComing