🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP BAILS OUT BINANCE CZ LIKE HE'S THE DENVER BRONCOS IN THE 4TH QUARTER! 🏈🔥💰 Y'all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because THIS ain’t your average political drama. The former POTUS is handing pardons like it's Halloween 🧙‍♂️🎃 and CZ from Binance just snagged one—like he’s the last slice of pizza at a party! I guess when you’re dealing with crypto, you just “meme it till you pardon it” 🤡💀 Now the crypto world is shooketh—like "this is fine" meme level 🔥. But wait, what does this mean for the USA’s crypto peeps? Are we witnessing the rise of the ‘CZ Martyr’ cult? 🤖💀 "Sorry for your 9 to 5, I’m investing in crypto now" - said literally NO ONE ever who just got laid off, fr fr. 😬 Developer leak: “I told my boss about trading and his face woulda turned into a stonks meme... but like, the one where the guy is crying.” 😂 So grab your digital pitchforks, crypto warriors, because y’all are about to experience an ETH-ocalypse! 🔥🚀 Hot take incoming: In 2024, I predict that crypto will become as relevant as VHS tapes, but they’ll make a COMEBACK because why not? 🤷‍♂️ #CryptoChaos #CZForPresident2024 #TrumpShenanigans 🌌