🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s Crypto Empire GROWS 🚨💰💀 Yo, fam! You thought 2021 was lit?! Welcome to the Trump crypto circus! 🤡🎪 Bloomberg just dropped the tea ☕—the Donald just scored a jaw-dropping $620M from crypto ventures because who needs traditional real estate when you can throw your name on some digital coins and watch the stonks 🚀💸💸?! I mean, why bother with “buildings” when you can build a digital empire faster than you can say “Let’s go, Brandon!” 🤪 This dude is basically the crypto wizard of Wall Street, waving his magic wand and BOOM 💥 — instant millions! 🌌**Leaked developer quote:** “We were hoping he’d invest in our next taco truck venture, but turns out he’s more of a Dogecoin kind of guy. Now we’re just like, ‘This is fine’ while he’s out here moonwalking to the bank!” 🤑💼 Meanwhile, the traditional real estate market is sitting there like Drake pointing at the crypto hype like, “You could’ve had it all.” 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 Prediction alert: In 5 years, Trump will announce he’s launching a new taco-flavored NFT that sells for $1B. No cap! 🤯💥 Share this chaos before the crypto gods come for us all! 🙌💀