🌍🔥 Alright folks, buckle up because we’re hopping aboard the “Climate Crisis Coaster” where the only thing going down is our ability to breathe comfortably! 🚫💨 So, it turns out that ol’ Donald "Make Emissions Great Again" Trump has pulled a classic move, hitting the brakes on US greenhouse gas reductions like he just heard the ice cream truck in a TikTok! 🍦💥 The hot news, courtesy of the Rhodium Group (sounds like a planet in a sci-fi movie, right? 🤖), is that we're now looking at a sad little 26-35% drop in emissions by 2035 instead of that glorious 56% we were dreaming about. This is huge cringe! 😱🤦‍♂️💩 *Leaked quote from a White House aide* - “Honestly, we thought ‘stay woke’ meant to keep the climate crisis in check, but turns out it was just a catchy meme.” 😂💀 This is what happens when your climate plan goes from "Stonks" 📈 to a sad dog meme 🐕. The universe is throwing shade like it’s an eclipse, fam. 🔥 Prediction time: In a decade, we’ll be fighting over oxygen tanks in Wally-style electric scooters while the planet gives us the middle finger. Buckle up, baby, because the future’s looking spicy! 🚀💰💀 #ThisIsFine