🔥🚨 STRAP IN FOLKS, it's *Wi-Fi Apocalypse* time! 🚨🔥 So, President Trump’s ‘big beautiful bill’ is about to drop like it’s hot...but no cap, it might just be the reason your binge-watching sessions turn into buffers of doom. 📉😱 This budget reconciliation signal* is about to smack your Wi-Fi in the face with a *strong* “Guess what? You’ve been downgraded to 2005 dial-up speeds!” 🥴📞💀 According to leaked sources (aka an anonymous dude from Reddit who claims to have insider tips), one developer was like, "Bruh, we’ve got AT&T ready to sell your soul for faster mobile data, but Grandma’s Netflix? Nah, she’s buffering forever now." 😅🕔 Senator Cruz is out there pushing for the FCC to auction off 800 MHz of precious Wi-Fi airwaves. Imagine the Boardroom memers prepping for the stonks while your Netflix is like, "This is fine." 🔥🐶💔 But honestly?! Here’s my hot take: in 2024, we’re going full Matrix...and those 6GHz vibes? GONE. Get ready for your connection to rely on vibes and the desperate prayers of IT guys everywhere! 🌌🤖💔 PS: Remember the good ol’ days when you just wanted a strong signal to play COD? Yeah, good luck with that, fam! 🚀💥 #WiFiWars #SendHelp