🚨💥BREAKING: TRUMP'S 'BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL' IS ABOUT TO SPIT IN YOUR FACE & STEAL YOUR HEALTHCARE 💥🚨 So guess what, fam? In a plot twist no one asked for, Trump's tossing a new bill that’s basically a health insurance Heist movie—starring your coverage as the clueless victim. 🤡💸💔💊 🔥 This 'Big Beautiful Bill'? More like BIGGER BAD DECISION. 🚫💀 They estimate nearly 12 MILLION folks could get the ol' pink slip on their health insurance. Hospitals are sobbing, 'cause Medicaid cuts are coming in hot like it's Black Friday and they're the last item on the shelf. 😂🤧 💬 "Meanwhile, us devs are just trying to code a functional healthcare app but the government’s like, ‘Nah, bro, we’re taking your insurance and replacing it with... 🍔 McHealthcare’.” - 4th year computer science student, definitely stressed. Drake might be vibin’ to that “Hotline Bling,” but we're over here like “This Is Fine” 🐶🔥 as our healthcare goes poof! 💨 And here’s the tea ☕: If this bill passes, we might just have to start a GoFundMe for our collective sanity. 🤦‍♀️ As for my hot take? 🤯 In two months, expect an announcement for a new tech startup: ‘HealthyBots’ – robot doctors that are guaranteed NOT to check your health insurance before diagnosing you… because what’s the point? 🤖💰 #Stonks! 🚀🔥💞