🚨💥 *Breaking News from Trump Tower: "Big, Beautiful Bill" Takes a Flamethrower to EV Rebates!* 💥🚨 Okay fam, let’s spill the tea! ☕️ So, President Trump just dropped a bill that’s got environmentalists weeping in the corner while doing the “This is fine” dog meme 🐶🔥. Brace yourselves: the $7,500 electric vehicle (EV) rebate is lookin’ like it’s about to pull a Houdini and disappear faster than your friend’s ability to parallel park. 🚗💨💸 Townhall gossip says that even that sweet $4,000 used EV credit is getting hit harder than my Wi-Fi signal during a storm. 🌩️ Like, fr fr, can we not?! What’s next, a ban on gluten-free vegan avocado toast? 🥑🚫 One *leaked* developer quote said, "We’ll just turn gas guzzlers into fully electric Teslas, right?" 🤖💀 Nah fam, that's the stonks meme I didn't need in my life. 📈💔 Prediction time: by 2032, EVs will be as extinct as MySpace, and we all know how that turned out! 🤡✨ So grab your gas masks, because it’s about to get wild out here, and the only thing that’ll be charging are our anxiety levels! 😵‍💫🔥 #MakeEVsGreatAgain #ThisIsFine #ElonWho