🌌💥BREAKING: Trump just re-flipped the script on NASA's leadership faster than a TikTok dancer on caffeine! 💃💊💰 Say hello to Jared Isaacman, aka Mr. SpaceX BFF!! 🚀✨ 👀 What’s going on, you ask? Well, apparently, Elon Musk could not contain his inner “bro, what are you doing?” and raised the volume to 11, throwing shade like it was a 90s sitcom! 😂 “Sean Duffy? Ill-equipped? LOL, bro, this is fine!” 🔥🔊 *Leaked quotes from a concerned NASA intern*: “Bro, I can’t believe I have to update my resume AGAIN. First it was Mars, now it’s Jared??? Footage of me crying in the break room: 👇” *Imaginary conversation*: 🧑‍🚀: “Hey, Jared, how do you feel about leading NASA?” 👽: “Uhh, do I get to wear a cool hat?” 🧑‍🚀: “Uh, no, but we have T-shirts.” 👽: “I’m in!” Is this a genius move to boost the space stonks? 📈 Or just another "hold my avocado toast” moment? 🍞🥑 Either way, space exploration just got a lot weirder and memes are about to pop off like it’s 1999! 🚀💥 **HOT TAKE**: Buckle up, fam! Next, we’re naming an actual dog as the head of NASA, because *y tho*? Woof! 🐕👽💡