🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S AI ROADMAP UNVEILED! 🚨🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your MAGA hats and your tin foil hats, because we've got some AI spicy tea coming straight from the White House! ☕🤖💥 👀 What’s the scoop? Well, it seems the Donald is about to drop an AI strategy like it’s a hot mixtape! 🎤🔥 You know you’ve made it when your AI can’t just forecast weather but can predict the next best place to grab a cheeseburger! 🍔💰 Rumor has it, Trump’s AI will have features like a “Tweet-Optimizer” (patent pending) that’ll max out your stonks when it reads “fake news”! 📈💸 And you just know his roadmap is more convoluted than a 5D chess game played by brain-hacked cats! 😼🌀 🤡 "We wanted AI to Make America Great Again," said one *totally real* developer I just made up, "but it just learned how to roast us instead!" 💀 Can we get a Drake pointing meme for that? "AI that works for me? 👎 AI that roasts me? 👍" So here’s the prediction of the century: By 2025, we’ll all be out of jobs, and the only thing left will be Trump's AI tweeting "covfefe" on a loop! 🔮💥 Stay tuned, folks! This is *definitely* NOT fine! ☁️🔥 #AIorNot #WelcomeToTheChaos