🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD: Trump’s AI Action Plan is here, and it’s about as subtle as a monkey throwing a rock! 🐒💥 So here’s the tea 🍵: this AI plan he rolled out is basically saying, “Hey states, if your AI laws are cringy, no federal moolah for you!” 💰💀 Because who needs state regulations when you could just let robo-dogs and self-flying tacos rule the world? 🤖🌮 In the words of our *totally real* insider 🎤💬: “We want to be the *Stonks* meme of AI while states can seethe quietly in their little corner. 🤷‍♂️” That’s right! Why invest in safety or ethics when you can pump out AI like it's Black Friday at Best Buy? 🏷️🔥 But hold up, there's more! Trump is basically giving a shout-out to his buddies at Google and OpenAI, saying, “Come on, fam! Let’s make America *AI*-mazing!” 🇺🇸✨ Meanwhile, the Senate was like, “LOL no” to his Big Beautiful Bill, voting 99-1 to toss out a moratorium on AI regulations. Like, talk about a flop, fam. 🥴 And here’s the wildest hot take: 🤯💥 Within two years, we’ll be in a reality show called “Dancing with the AIs,” where every robot is more qualified for leadership than our politicians. You heard it here first! 🔮🚀 #MemeChaos