🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s AI Plan is Here & It’s More Chaotic Than Your Uncle's Thanksgiving Rant! 💥🚨 So, the Trump administration just dropped their AI Action Plan, like a new iPhone nobody asked for, but here we are! 😤💀 They’re ditching the whole “let’s be careful” vibe from Biden, trading in the *guardrails* for straight-up turbo mode! Who needs safety when you can have a wild ride towards *growth*? 🤡🚀 “Forget the risks, we’re going full throttle! 🇺🇸💪” – some unnamed developer probably said while chugging a Red Bull. Honestly, it’s like the scene from *This is Fine* meme 🔥🔥🔥 but in a White House briefing room! They're going for heart rate peaks instead of heart monitoring! 😳📈 And let’s not overlook the elephant in the room: CHINA 🐉. This feels like a race where both sides forgot to train and are just sprinting on energy drinks. "Stonks" on national security?! More like cringe stonks, fam 🤦‍♂️💸. So, what’s the prediction? 🚨 In a year, we’ll have robots throwing shade on Twitter about who’s leading the AI revolution! Watch out for “Robot Trump 2024: The AI Awakens” – a movie no one asked for, but we’re all *low-key* here for it. 👀💯💥