🚨 BREAKING: Trump Drops the AI Action Plan, but It's Basically a Chip Tease! 🌶️💥😱 Alright fam, the Donald is back in the tech game, and he’s got that AI sauce bubbling— but it smells more like yesterday’s leftovers than a five-star meal. 😅🍕 The plan is all sizzle, no steak; he wants to block chip exports to China but forgot to bring the seasoning. 🔥🧂 Picture this: a bunch of tech bros huddled around a table, looking like they just chugged three Red Bulls, saying: "Yo, what’s the plan?" to which one replies, "IDK, let’s just say we're blocking chips and call it a day." 🙃💀 Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, the chips are all crying, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 No cap, all we got are vague vibes and a prayer! In Facebook comments, you might find someone hitting the Drake pointing meme, and another dude frantically typing: “More details, please!” 😂💔 The stonks chart for Trump's credibility is in a bear market right now, folks— 🐻📉 So what’s next? I predict Elon Musk will casually tweet “AI can fix this,” and then unleash 10 more bots to argue about it. 🤖🚀 In the end, what we need is a plan, not just a plan-der! 💀🤡 Share if you’re ready for an AI revolution that actually knows how to act! 🌐🔥