🚨🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Trump's AI Plan is Basically a Massive Gas-Guzzling Handout! 💨💰 Y'all ever watch that meme where the dog is in the burning room saying, "This is fine"? 🤡🔥 Yeah, that's exactly how renewable energy feels right now! 🌍💔 DC's new "AI Action Plan," straight out of a bad sci-fi movie script, is serving up buffet-style goodies for fossil fuels and chemical companies 🤢💀 while trying to smother wind and solar energy like it's last week's TikTok trend! 🌪️📉 Trump’s signature on these executive orders feels like watching your ex get a glow-up with your Netflix password. Like, bro, why? 🚀👀 It’s a deregulation rodeo with proposals that make you go "WHAT IN THE STONKS IS THIS?" 📈🤔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re making AI great again—just like my hair, we’re gonna oil it up!” - Anonymous Dev 🗣️ So if you’ve been feeling eco-friendly, just remember: this plan’s more toxic than your last breakup. Just grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch as we roll back environmental protections like they’re a bad haircut! 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have AI that optimizes natural disasters for max profit! Don’t seethe about it; cope with the chaos! 🤖💥 #MakeAILessWoke #ChaosTheory #FeelTheBurn