🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ANNOUNCES "NATIONAL DESIGN STUDIO" TO MAKE GOVERNMENT WEBSITES LESS OF A JOKE! 💥🚨 That's right, folks! In a twist that can only be described as "unhinged," the former POTUS has decided that what the government REALLY needs is a glow-up! 💅✨ Can we just take a moment to appreciate how “National Design Studio” sounds like a failed idea for a reality TV show? 👀📺 So, who’s leading this design revolution? None other than Joe "Airbnb Wizard" Gebbia! You know, the guy who makes sure you can rent your neighbor’s couch while dodging questionable hygiene. 🛋️💩 Apparently, he’s going to transform federal sites from "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" vibes to sleek, "Look at me I’m a hipster startup!" aesthetic. 🚀💻 One anonymous dev was overheard saying, “This is like giving a toddler a paintbrush and a federal budget.” 🤡💸 Meanwhile, if Elon Musk's DOGE was a wild roller coaster, buckle up for the sequel that’s going to throw federal workers out like they’re some expired tech stock. 📉💀 *Stonks? More like stonks down the drain!* But hold up! Did someone say government site efficiency? 😂📉 Expect your tax returns to be delivered via carrier pigeon once this kicks off. **HOT TAKE ALERT:** 🚨 In 5 years, we’ll all be communicating with government agencies via TikTok dances. 💃💀 So if you thought government tech was cringe, just wait! #StayUnhinged #NationalDesignStudio #MakeGOVWebsitesGreatAgain