🚨💥 HOLD UP, TECH WORLD! TL;DR: Trump says “bye-bye” to cheap international shipping. 💸✨ That de minimis exemption? DEAD. 💀💔 It’s like if your favorite delivery guy suddenly turned into a tax collector – BRUH, NO CAP. So, starting August 29, if you’re shipping that sweet international goodness worth less than $800, get ready to cough up some cash! 💰💀 Remember those late-night eBay deals? Time to throw those dreams in the trash like yesterday’s leftovers, fam! 🗑️💔 According to the White House (yeah, that White House), our dear ol' US businesses were crying about it, saying it was a gateway to the dark web of Fentanyl shipments. Like, who needs villains when you have a tariff party? 🎉👀 "Bro, they were just using the loophole! No one wants to pay duties on their bootleg phone accessories!" said a *totally legit unnamed developer* during a Zoom call before muting his mic to keep it 100. 🤫🤣 So, what can we expect? Stonks to take a nosedive and packages to hit your wallet harder than your Ex! 📉🤬 My prediction? *AliExpress is about to start offering *“Duty Package Protection”* for an extra $19.99. 🤖🔥 Let's see those memes roll in, people! 🚀 #TaxStrikesBack #ShippingGate