🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Former President Donald Trump is about to turn the AI world on its head! 🤡🔥 "YO, AI LAW? NOT ON MY WATCH!" 🐉👀 Drafted like it’s the latest season of “The Office,” ol’ Donny is ready to unleash his executive order to school those state regulations! 📜💼 😳 According to our *totally credible* sources (Shrek’s swamp), Trump is instructing the DOJ to go all 🦾 Terminator against those pesky state laws. Why? 'Cause that's what *real* defenders of freedom do! 💰💪 All those nu-metal bands making comeback albums must be feeling this energy! 🚀 *Leaked quote from an imaginary Trump advisor*: “We’re gonna hit them with that lawsuit like they’re riding a regressive hard drive. Stonks will GO UP when AI runs the show!” 🔮🔥 But let’s be real: this sounds more dramatic than a TikTok dance challenge. Can we stop pretending regulations aren’t just AI’s version of "this is fine"? 😂 So buckle up, gamers! ⚡ We're about to witness the ultimate showdown between state laws and *the* most chaotic dude in politics. If this doesn’t end in a meme-worthy disaster, then what even is America? 🌌 Unhinged prediction: Within a year, AI will either take over or we’ll be using ChatGPT to argue with our toaster. Either way, we’re all about to futz it up! 💀🤖 #AIForTheWin