💀📉 *BREAKING: AI-Pocalypse in Pittsburgh!* 🤖💥 So, apparently, Trump is rolling up to Carnegie Mellon for an energy and AI summit 🤔💡— because nothing screams innovation like a dude who's still trying to figure out how to use a smartphone. "Yo, can I get an AI that translates my tweets into something that makes sense?!" 🤡😂 Meanwhile, they're turning old mill sites in Pittsburgh into *AI data centers*— LIKE, am I the only one who thinks this is basically just a fancy way of saying “turning rust into bytes”? 💾🔄 Watch out, folks, or your grandma’s old sewing machine will be sentient before you know it! The mill workers are looking at their former jobs like, "please tell me we aren't just trying to feed the 'bots' MORE data!" Burned-out mills getting AI'd up — what’s next? A grunge band made entirely of code? 🤘👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I can’t believe we’re using Pittsburgh as a test site for an AI that *might* replace me. Thanks, Trump! Just what I needed!” 😱💔 🔥💰Prediction: Forget robots taking our jobs—soon we'll have AI pranking us through our smart fridges. Expect a "Stonks" meme where every meal is a total gamble. No cap, fr fr. 🌀🚀🚨 #AIpocalypse #ThisIsFine