🚀💥 BREAKING: Trump Is Out Here Trying to Clean Up Space Red Tape Like It's a Spaghetti Dinner! 🍝👀 So, news flash, fam! 🇺🇸💼 Our fav Twitter-fingered president just hit us with an executive order that’s trying to scrub down the UGLY bureaucracy in the space industry. 🧼💫 Yes, you heard that right - the cosmic procrastination won’t be flying around like it's 1999 anymore. The White House is all “Let’s send it to space, bro!” because apparently, they think red tape is worse than dial-up internet. 📞💀 Who’s gonna win? Everyone who's ever wanted to launch a hotdog stand into orbit! 🌭🚀 Stonks JUST went up for startups that want to squeeze their products past layers of red tape thicker than that meme where people are drowning in paperwork! 😂 Imaginary Developer Quote: “When I heard about this, I literally thought my code would be able to run in SPAAAACE without 15 layers of approval. 🚀🤖 Can I get a ‘gamer’ pass?” Look, no cap, if this goes smoothly, we’ll all be living in a future where SpaceX is just a footnote and we’re sipping piña coladas on Mars. 🍹🌌 But let’s be real: This is probably gonna be like that meme of the dog sitting in a burning room saying “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, the only competition left will be between Elon and Trump for who can send the most outrageous tweets from orbit. 🤡✨ Your moves, space cowboys! 🐎💨 #SpaceFam #MemeTheStars