🚨🎉 BREAKING: The FIRST Cybersecurity Shenanigans of Trump 2.0 Have Landed! 🎉🚨 So, like, the U.S. Courts just pulled a major oopsie-daisy and got *hacked* harder than that one kid in class who tries to be the teacher’s pet but ends up finding the darkest corners of Reddit instead. 😱💀 Imagine being the hackers like: 👨‍💻 Hacker 1: “Yo, let's just breach the COURTS! Easy claps! 🙌💵” 👨‍💻 Hacker 2: “Bet! Do we have a plan? 🤔” 👨‍💻 Hacker 1: “No plan, just vibes. 😂” More than a MONTH after they got RICK-ROLLED by their own security, and we still don’t know what the heck got exposed! I dunno about you, but this screams “THIS IS FINE” 🐶🔥. The real question is: who’s responsible? Stonks are down, my dude! 📉💰 And fam, we’re not just sitting here on our thumbs! Tech companies are still raw-dogging it with cybersecurity like its 1999! No cap, that’s CRINGE. 🤡 🔥 Here’s the spicy prediction: In 2024, the hackers turn out to be the actual judges trying to cover up their secret TikTok careers! Mark my words. 🤖🚀 Share this and let’s watch the world seethe! 🤘😜