🚨💰QUANTUM CRINGE ALERT: TRUMP WANTS IN ON YOUR QUBITS!💰🚨💔 So, apparently, Donald "Make Quantum Cool Again" Trump thinks he can just swoop in like a bad TikTok dance and fund quantum computing firms through some Intel-esque shenanigans. Like, bro, we all know this is an early 2000s sitcom plot nobody asked for! 🤡💀 Word on the street (or should I say the Wall Street Journal, but I digress) says at least FIVE quantum companies are playing footsie with Uncle Sam 💵👀. IonQ, Rigetti Computing, and D-Wave Quantum are like, "Should we let the gov become our sugar daddy??" Meanwhile, their boards are probably watching this like Drake pointing to a better life but fr fr, what's next? Are we going to see a Quantum Trump Tower? 🏢👀 Developers are apparently like: "Dude, if we let the gov in, can we finally get funding without having to sell our souls? 🤔" This is sooo cringe, I can feel the quantum cringe radiating from my screen! 😱🚀 🌀 Hot Take: In five years, we’ll be living in a world where quantum computers are sponsored by fast food chains and we’ll *literally* be ordering burgers from them. No cap! 🍔💻🔥 #QuantumFastFood #StonksOrStonksNot Share if you want to see this meme-worthy political sci-fi reality come to life! 🤖✨