🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨💰 Your boy Trump is back at it again, flexing on TikTok like it's a new dance move! 💃🕺 Apparently, Uncle Sam is about to cash in on a “tremendous fee” for snatching TikTok from China like it’s some sweet, spicy General Tso’s chicken! 🍗🔥 #FYP So listen up, fam: The WSJ dropped a spicy nugget 🤯💔—they’re saying we’re getting a multibillion-dollar fee from TikTok’s US investors, including Oracle and that secretive private equity gang, Silver Lake. They're like, “Here’s a chunk of TikTok 🤑, just don’t put it on the blackmarket, aight?” But ByteDance is still lurking with a shadowy 20% stake because, duh, they can’t give that up. 🤖 Yesterday, Trump was like, “We’re getting the fee-plus!” 🍕😎 Honestly, “fee-plus” sounds like a new energy drink or a TikTok challenge where you pay to get roasted live. 🔥 But for real, does anyone know if this deal is even happening or is it just Trump being Trump? 🤔🧠 Final hot take? By Thanksgiving, TikTok will be rebranded as ‘TrumpTok’ and he'll be doing the latest trends wearing a turkey suit. Mark my words! 🦃🚀 #Stonks