🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH WARRIORS!🚨 So hold onto your phones and adjust your tinfoil hats! 🤡 President Trump just dropped a bombshell that can only be described as “WHAT IS GOING ON?!” in an interview with Fox News. Apparently, he claims there’s a “*very wealthy group*” ready to swoop in and rescue TikTok from its impending doom! 💰💥 But here’s the kicker: he’s not spilling the tea on WHO these sugar daddies are. Like, did Jeff Bezos finally decide he wants to get TikTok famous? 🤔 Or are we talking about a mysterious cabal of Wall Street stonks enthusiasts? (I’m staring at you, meme lords) 📈👀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: *“Honestly, if it’s not Elon Musk and his army of internet trolls, then I’m OUT!”* The drama began when Trump signed the “Let’s Ban Everything That’s Fun” executive order, pushing the deadline to delete TikTok like a bad Tinder date. And now we’re just here, sitting in the “This is fine” meme as the TikTok clock ticks down 😂🔥. 📅 Two weeks, folks! Will we end up having a dance battle in the Oval Office? Or will it be more cringe than a middle-aged dad trying to TikTok? Prediction: In 6 months, TikTok users will be trading crypto for virtual pets while wearing VR headsets. No cap! 🤖💀 Stay tuned and keep those dancing fingers ready! 🤙💃🕺 #MemeChaos #TikTokTakeover