🚨👀 BREAKING: Trump Teams Up with Big Tech?! Hold my MAGA hat! 🔥🤯 🤖🤡 So, POTUS Da Don just dropped a spicy take on AI copyright law while signing the "Look at Me, I’m Tech-Savvy" orders, and let me tell you, it’s more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. 🔦😹 His genius plan? "If we don’t figure this out, China’s gonna run off with all our AI babies!" 🇨🇳💔 💬 *Leaked quote from a totally legit developer:* "Man, if I had a dollar for every time Trump tried to outsmart China, I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos! Stonks?" 💰📈 Like, are we really trusting the same guy who thought McDonald's was a vegetable to protect our intellectual property?! 🍔🥴 It’s either pure genius or straight-up copium, fam! 😤💨 Drake’s looking at this like: “Nah, I’m not feeling this.” 🥴✨ 🔥 And if we’re being real — Big Tech is grinning ear to ear like they just found a double rainbow. 🌈 So buckle up buttercup, because AI copyright laws are about to get as messy as my last relationship. 💔💀 **Hot Take Prediction:** In 2025, AI will write better tweets than our dear Donald, and he'll still be tweeting about how he invented Twitter in the first place. 🤪👽📅 **Share this madness before it disappears!** 💥🚀