🚨😱 BREAKING: The Trump-TikTok Conspiracy 🍕🕵️‍♂️🔥 So, apparently, Tony Tan—Google shareholder or just a guy who REALLY loves legal drama—has discovered a secret letter from Trump to Apple. 🚀💌 The vibes? Major "I got your back, fam" energy. 🤡💼 Like, “Keep TikTok alive or else I’m sending my lawyers after ya!” 💀✈️ Here's the tea: Trump was like, "Listen, bruh. This app is the social media embodiment of freedom... or snacks... who even cares anymore! Just keep the dances and memes rolling!" 🕺🎶 But Tony? He's not vibing with that. He’s ready to hit the courts because he thinks TikTok is basically social media's version of that fire meme: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Imagine the convo: **Trump:** “Apple, you’re good, my dude.” **Apple:** “Nice! Now what about that iPhone?” 🍏😏 **Trump:** “Uh, TikTok tho!” 😤 In the ultimate twist, stonks just might go down if Tony wins 😂📉. So what's the prediction? In 2024, TikTok releases a "Trump Dance Challenge", and we’ll all be chaotically dancing for democracy! 💃🗳️ Share this chaos and watch the meme magic unfold! 💥😜