💥💰 HOLY STABLECOINS, BATMAN! It's like Christmas in Crypto! 🎄✨ So the Donald, the hair himself, is about to drop a nuclear bomb on stablecoins with the GENIUS Act! That’s right folks, our pro-crypto president is here to bless the blockchain like it's Sunday service. 😇🚀 Now, listen up. This bill is like the "How to Bribe a President for Dummies" manual — I mean, stablecoins are basically dollar bills that can schmooze their way into the Oval Office without the mess of actual cash. All I can imagine is Trump asking, “Is this stablecoin approved for bribing?” while he sips on his Diet Coke. 😬💵 Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Yo, can we make a stablecoin that just gives me a car?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Only if it’s wrapped in a MAGA hat." 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bet." Now the House voted yes, and the Senate was vibing right along… like *this is fine* as chaos ensues! 🔥🤡 But fr fr, is this the dawn of a new liberal arts degree in Political Bribery? 📜💀 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: Get ready, because in 2024, we’re gonna see stablecoins with campaign logos slapped on ‘em like it’s a NASCAR race! 🏁💵 *GET STONKS OR GET OUT!*