🚀🔥 BREAKING: Trump’s Rocket Launch Regulations are Now "Bye Felicia!" 💥🤡 So, President Trump just dropped an executive order like it’s a hot mixtape 🎤🔥, telling agencies to toss environmental reviews for commercial rocket launches out the window like a bad dating app match! 💔🚀 No cap! We're talking about a full-on space party with zero consequences—a total "this is fine" moment for Earth! 🌍💀 🐉 🧠 Imagine the FAA sitting there with their galaxy brains, trying to figure out how to prevent people from blasting off into space like they’re just going to grab some snacks at the corner store. But nah, now it’s *full speed ahead* with rocket launches because who needs an eco-friendly atmosphere, amirite? 🤷‍♂️💨 **“We’re just letting Elon and Jeff Bezos fight it out like two toddlers with laser guns,”** said a *totally legit* government insider, totally not just me pretending to be one. 🤖🤫 **Drake meme alert:** “Regulations??” *Pointing left*: “COOL LAUNCHES!” *Pointing right*: “ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER!” 😂💩 Prediction: Within a year, we’ll have more rockets in the air than birds, and honestly, Earth will be like: “WTF, I just got my glow-up from climate change!” Stonks? More like space stonks! 🚀💰 Share this chaos, you legends! 🥳✨ #RocketRegulations #SpaceOrBust