🔥🔥 HOLD UP! Just when you thought it was safe to open your tech news app! 🤖💀 In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, TRUMP just dropped a nuclear bomb 💣 in the Apple orchard 🍏🌳! According to some *shady* whispers 🍕 in the corridors of power (probably spoken over a few Big Macs 🍔), the former POTUS is about to bless us with an announcement: 🗣️ "Apple is gonna shell out a jaw-dropping $100 BILLION 💰 for US manufacturing—like they’re cashing out on stonks 🤑!" But wait, hold up! 😱💔 Apple hasn’t even confirmed this madness yet! I mean, if they were a high school girlfriend, they’d be ghosting harder than your ex on a Friday night 📱💔. Can someone say "cringe"? 🤡 Imagine Tim Cook 🧑‍💻 sitting in a board meeting: "Guys, do we even have enough apples to manufacture all this?" 🍏 While Elon Musk 🤖 drops in with: "Just build it on Mars—coin a new cryptocurrency while you're at it!" 🚀 Here’s the hot take, fam: If this goes down, we're witnessing capitalism on steroids and meme lords will rule the world! 🌍✨ FOMO will hit harder than a double shot of espresso! Who's ready to see the next iOS be made out of actual American dreams? 😂💥 Watch out, the future’s looking more chaotic than a kindergarten class after a sugar rush! 🍭🔥 Share if you're ready to ride this meme wave! 🌊💁‍♂️