🚨🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS! The Trump administration is like, "Why even bother with HUMAN safety regulations?" 🤡💀 Their plan? Get rid of windshield wipers for self-driving cars! 🤔💦 Because who needs visibility when you’ve got an algorithm that thinks rain is just a free car wash? 🌧️💯 This isn’t just a move; it’s the automotive equivalent of staring at a fire and saying, "This is fine." 🔥🚒 But hey, can’t wait to see the first self-driving car hydroplaning (it's gonna be meme-worthy AF). Just imagine: stonks 🚀 for every company that sells seat belts, ’cause you KNOW this is gonna end well! 😂💰 And the leaked developer quotes are already rolling in: "Honestly, I’d rather deal with a robot that gets confused by a puddle than another *insert name of cringe car company* design." Drake points to humans in the rearview with a sad face – like, what’s next? Replacing the brake pedal with a suggestion box? Hot take: Mark my words, in 5 years, we'll have self-driving cars that don’t even stop for red lights. They’ll just plow through and call it “disrupting traffic.” 🚦💀🚗💨 The future is chaotic, folks. Buckle up! 🤖🔥 #MemeTheSystem