🚨👀 BREAKING: Trump JUST dropped a trade bombshell on e-commerce like it's the next season of Stranger Things! 💥👻😱 Yeah, you heard right—he’s suspending that sweet, sweet duty-free loophole for low-value shipments! 💸😵‍💫 Say goodbye to scoring those $5 AirPods from who-knows-where! They’re about to hit the U.S. like a freight train full of angry raccoons. 🦝💀 Retailers everywhere are feeling more pain than a toddler with a Lego stuck in its foot! 😩💔 A recent study estimates consumers are gonna cough up an EXTRA $10.9-$13 BILLION! That’s a whole cosmic space-sized pile of money 😳💰💫—and the folks feeling the sting the hardest? You guessed it: lower-income and minority consumers! So cringe, bro! 😬🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, some shady developer whispered to me during our late-night coding sesh: “This is fine...” 🔥🥴 But really, it’s more like “No cap, we’re seething!” 🤬💥 So get ready, fam! I predict we’re just a meme away from eBay listings of *single socks* priced at $900—because who needs stonks when you've got *dripped out* footwear?! 🚀💅🔥 Share this HOT take before it gets banned for being too real! 🔥🤖💥 #EcommerceDrama #TradeWarFever