🚨🦅 BIGLY BREAKING NEWS!!! Donald "Tiki-Tok-King" Trump is pulling a full 180 like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 💃💀 After promising to save our beloved video dumpster fire, he’s now threatening to shut it DOWN! 🚫📱 Like, bro, is it cringe or are you just trying to be the ultimate gatekeeper of dance moves?? 🤔💀 In classic Trump fashion, he handed the TikTok reins over to Vice President JD Vance, who’s now basically negotiating with the Chinese government like he’s trying to get 50% off at the clearance rack! 🤑 “Hey China, what’s good? Can we haggle over this app like my grandma in a thrift store?” 🤡🔥 And in an exclusive leak that absolutely didn’t come from my imagination, a developer at TikTok said, “If Trump keeps this up, we'll have to start charging users to post cat videos. This is fine. 🐱💔” So what’s next? TikTok turns into an encrypted government surveillance tool? Or worse—an actual app for reading?! 📜💔 My hot take: if this continues, TikTok will be a footnote in history, and future kids will think it’s a character from Jurassic Park! 🦖🔥 Share this chaos before it's gone! #SaveTikTokOrElse #BiglyMemeMadness