
Trump said heโd save TikTok... then hit it with the shut down ๐๐ซ. Plot twist: Unsubscribe? ๐๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฆ BIGLY BREAKING NEWS!!! Donald "Tiki-Tok-King" Trump is pulling a full 180 like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! ๐๐ After promising to save our beloved video dumpster fire, heโs now threatening to shut it DOWN! ๐ซ๐ฑ Like, bro, is it cringe or are you just trying to be the ultimate gatekeeper of dance moves?? ๐ค๐ In classic Trump fashion, he handed the TikTok reins over to Vice President JD Vance, whoโs now basically negotiating with the Chinese government like heโs trying to get 50% off at the clearance rack! ๐ค โHey China, whatโs good? Can we haggle over this app like my grandma in a thrift store?โ ๐คก๐ฅ And in an exclusive leak that absolutely didnโt come from my imagination, a developer at TikTok said, โIf Trump keeps this up, we'll have to start charging users to post cat videos. This is fine. ๐ฑ๐โ So whatโs next? TikTok turns into an encrypted government surveillance tool? Or worseโan actual app for reading?! ๐๐ My hot take: if this continues, TikTok will be a footnote in history, and future kids will think itโs a character from Jurassic Park! ๐ฆ๐ฅ Share this chaos before it's gone! #SaveTikTokOrElse #BiglyMemeMadness