🔥🎤🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump CRASHES NYC Mayor Debate Like a Kid on a Sugar Rush! 🎉💰 In the SNL cold open that had all of America going, “This is fine” 🐕🔥, our boy Trump drops in unannounced like that one friend who steals the spotlight at every party. The debate featured some really *notable* candidates: Zohran Mamdani (aka Wonder Boy Ramy Youssef) was all hope and rainbows 🌈, Andrew Cuomo (Miles Teller, the *desperate boomer* edition) was like, “Can you guys stop looking at me?” 😬, and Curtis Sliwa... let’s just say he’s the resident weirdo who shows up to family gatherings in a cat costume 🐱. But then, *POOF* 💥, Trump pops in, probably looking for a cheeseburger and a selfie, and suddenly it's a *meme material* festival! Imagine him pointing Dracula-style at Mamdani saying, “No cap, I should’ve run for mayor!” Drake would be all 👏 'hotline bling’ at this chaos! Leaked quote from the SNL writers’ room: “We had to add Trump — ratings are going down faster than Cuomo’s approval! 💀📉” So here’s the real tea ☕️: Next week’s cold open will have Trump battling a giant rat for the mayoral throne. You heard it here first! Get ready for a future where NYC debates turn into a WWE smackdown! 🤼‍♂️💥💯