💥👀 *BREAKING NEWS: The Environmental Data Purge 2.0 is a GO! 🚀🌎* Hold onto your hydro-flasks, folks, because DJT is back with round two of his *“Let’s Pretend the Planet Doesn’t Exist”* tour! 🌍❌ And lemme tell you, it’s messier than that one friend who “borrows” your phone and sends their ex a *“We Should Get Back Together”* text. 😬😱 According to some nerds (no offense) at watchdog.org, there has been a jaw-dropping 70% spike in federal website changes since Trump’s swagged in for another four years. 🤯💻 Basically, they’re cleaning house like it’s a TikTok “cleaning motivation” video but instead of clutter, they're tossing our planet’s future into the void! Bye-bye, environmental data! *This is fine* meme incoming! 🔥💩 Leaked quote from an anonymous developer: "Dude, we’re basically just playing environmental hide and seek. Spoiler: the earth is winning... 🙃" So what’s next? Will Big Don drop his own energy drink named “Pollutant Punch”??? 🍹💨 🚫💚 Brace yourself – in 2025, the *most* sought-after product will be “fresh air.” Stonks are down, my friends, fr fr! 📉💰 Meanwhile, the ocean’s like, “Is this some kind of meme?!” 😱🌊 I’ll see you in the comments when the world’s on fire (literally). 🔥🔥🔥