🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Trump Phone Goes from “Made in America” to “Vague Statements & Wishful Thinking” 🥴📱🇺🇸 So the Trump Organization finessed us all with the legendary *T1 Phone 8002 (Gold Version)* 😱—a phone so flashy it could blind your grandma at Thanksgiving dinner. They promised us a glorious device *MADE IN THE USA*—like a bald eagle swooping down to deliver your text messages. 🇺🇸🦅 But guess what? Surprise! It looks like they scrubbed that whole idea faster than you can say “alternative facts.” 💁‍♂️👀 Developer Quote Leak: “Yeah, we thought American manufacturing was cool, but then we saw how cheap it was to outsource. Stonks! 🚀💰” The website now says it’s “designed with American values” like leaking millions of pixels to foreign factories. 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, *American-Proud Design* is the new hotness?! Oh, please! It’s like saying “This is fine” while your phone is literally melting in your hands. 💀 Let’s be real, *the only thing premium here is the level of cringe.* 🤦‍♂️💔 With all this nonsense, we’re waiting for the day when the T1 is just a golden brick that tweets political opinions. 🔥🔥🔥 **PREDICTION**: In 2024, *the Trump Phone* will be rebranded as an “exclusive meme generator.” Get ready for the “*Deep Fried Freedom Edition*” dropping soon! 👀💥