🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!🚨 Trump Phone Just Got Caught Lying Harder Than Your Ex 🍦😤 So get this: the Trump Phone site clapped back and *poof*💨, their “Built in the USA” claim just went up in smoke like a burnt-out raccoon at a bonfire party 🔥💀. Now they’re just chillin’ with the vibes of “all-American performance,” which is basically code for “We promise it’ll call you… eventually.” 📞🤔 For a cool 💵 $499, you too can own a device that’s supposedly designed with “American values” in mind – aka “I swear this is gonna work, trust me,” said by the guy who gets punched in the face every time he talks politics 🥊😂. 💬 “I just wanted to drop a phone, not my credibility,” said some imaginary dev who’s still seething over the lasagna Vince from accounting brought to the potluck. But wait, there’s more! This phone probably comes preloaded with cringe emojis and your social media accounts reminding you to *keep the stonks* up 😂📈. 🔥 Predictions: I foresee a future where this phone is used primarily for selfies at MAGA rallies and for people trying to convince their families that they’re actually *tech-savvy* 😅. So buckle up, fam; this drama is more heated than a BBQ at your uncle’s place! 🍔🔥 #TrumpPhone #ThisIsFine