💀😂 HOLD ON TO YOUR MAGA HATS, PEOPLE! 🚀 The Trump Phone is here to steal your money—uh, I mean your heart! 💰 This shiny gold brick is priced at a whopping $499, and it’s *totally* NOT just a fancy paperweight for your “Make America Great Again” collection! 💪🎩 #Stonks 📱 So what do we know? 🤔 Well, it’s got all the basics: unlimited talk, text, and data for just $47.45 a month! 🤯 But wait—does this mean we can finally cancel our overpriced contracts with those cringe-ass carriers? Not so fast, buddy! 🤡 But here's where it gets spicy! 🌶️ Rumor has it the production might not even happen in the US! 🇺🇸💩 🤯 Imagine the chaos when your “American-made” phone arrives and it’s made in some questionable factory in *insert country here*. 🤖 In a leaked convo I totally didn't just make up, Don Jr. allegedly said, "We just added a feature that makes it impossible to Google anything that doesn’t mention my Dad. Like... innovation, right?" And honestly, based! 🔥 ✋ But, mark my words, people: If this phone doesn’t come preloaded with a “Goodbye, Twitter!” feature, we’re gonna have a problem and a half. 2024 is gonna have us trading stocks like it’s Fortnite! 🤑🚀 🔮 Call me crazy, but I'm predicting this phone ends up as the next big meme template—perfect for your sarcastic group chats! 💥🔥 #ThisIsFine #TrumpPhone2024