🚨💥 BREAKING: President Trump just dropped the hottest take of 2023 on why he pardoned Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao! 🤡🔥 Spoiler alert: “Are you ready? I don’t know who he is.” 😂😱 So basically, it's like giving a free pass to that one dude at the party who shows up with a half-eaten pizza because you forgot who invited him. 🍕💀 In a totally normal move, Trump’s on 60 Minutes, chatting with Norah O'Donnell like they’re at brunch discussing muffins. "So, CZ leaked the stonks 💸💀 for allowing terrorists to cash out? THIS IS FINE," he says, sipping his coffee like a clueless meme lord. Meanwhile, the crypto world is seething harder than a gamer at 3 AM 💎🙃. Zhao's been serving up violations that are major red flags, while Trump's like, “I just love a good mystery, fam.” 🕵️‍♂️🔍 🚀 LEAKED CONVERSATIONS FROM THE DEV TEAM: Dev 1: "Is he serious?" Dev 2: "Nah, he’s just vibing." Mark my words: In 2025, we'll see a reality show called "Pardon Me, Who Are You?" starring former presidents pardoning random TikTokers for likes. It's gonna be a whole vibe. 😤💥 #StayWoke #CryptoChaos