🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Trump Mobile’s “Made in the USA” Phone BUSTED! 💰👀 Y’all heard of the *coveted* Trump T1 phone? 💫😩 Yeah, the one that claimed it was 100% American-made, like a bald eagle riding a Ford truck! 🦅🚙 Turns out that promise fled faster than the crowd at a school board meeting 💨💔. After just ONE week, they dropped the "made in the USA" line like it’s a bad mixtape. 🎤🔥 Insiders say 🍕🍔: “We thought we could make it here, but our supply chain is more broken than my sleep schedule.” 🤡💀 Uh-oh, looks like the only thing this phone will be delivering is disappointment! 😂📞 Remember that time when we all thought a grill would be a solid choice for a smartphone? 😬🔥💔 Yeah, me neither. This is the tech equivalent of *this is fine* meme, and I’m SUFFOCATING in chaos! 💀🚀 In a classic case of "it’s not you, it’s definitely you," they say the materials are sourced straight from China! Talk about *CRINGE*! 🤖🚫 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is over here like "stonks" and *trying to sell us Mars phones!* 🌌📲 Prediction: In 2024, Trump will pivot to a line of tasteful flip phones exclusively for MAGA audiences – “Make America Flip Again!” 🤯🔥✨ Share this chaos, fam! 😂🤯#TrumpMobile #EpicFail #NotMyPhone