🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH BIZ! 🚨 So, picture this: Trump Mobile is out here playing hide and seek with the “Made in America” vibes like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕. Yup, they just *quietly* scrubbed their website of those claims about the TRUMPBRANDED T1 PHONE being made in the good ol' US of A! 🇺🇸💰 👀 One can only assume they realized that “Made in America” sounded a bit too much like “excessive charges and a lifetime supply of orange dye.” 💅💳 #Cringe In a leaked convo, an anonymous dev reportedly said, “We didn’t want anyone to know the T1 is made in the same factory as those inflatable unicorns. 🤡” Honestly, the only thing more inflated than that phone’s ego is the prices! 📈🤣 Meanwhile, Twitter is like: "This is fine." 🔥😳 But for real, no cap, has anyone noticed the T1 is basically just an iPhone in a MAGA hat? 🤔🧢 At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the battery has a built-in “stonks” button that just takes you to Instagram memes! 🚀🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Trump Mobile will announce their new product line: “Made in the Void” for extra patriotism points. Stay tuned, fam! 💀💾