🚨💰🤡 Hold onto your wallet, fam, because the Trump Mobile Math got more holes than Swiss cheese! 🧀✨ **Introducing the "T1—The Phone That Will Make Phones Great Again!"** 😂📱 But wait... the "gold-hued goodness" looks more like someone tossed a flip phone in a dumpster fire! 🔥🔥💀 And what’s this? "Designed and built in the USA"? Nah fam, that's straight cap. 🤥 Even the Photoshop skills look like a toddler handled ‘em. 😂🤦‍♂️ [Leaked Dev Quote] “Honestly, we just wanted a shiny phone to distract from... you know... everything.” 🤷‍♀️💸 The grand launch? September 2025? More like “when pigs fly” 🚀🐷. At this rate, they’ll be releasing the T1 alongside hoverboards & flying cars. 👽💨 And here’s the kicker: while they’re out here playing Monopoly with phone specs, we found BETTER deals for plans that don’t involve lying, betrayal, and cringe-worthy haircut memes! 🤬✌️ Like, fr fr, boost your stonks with REAL deals, not this dumpster fire. 💸🔥 💥Hot Take: By the time the T1 actually drops, it’ll come with a side of generic Android and a free “cringe” app! 😱📲 Can’t wait for the reviews! *Cue Drake’s “I’m not impressed” meme* 🤣💔 Let’s go!