🚨💥 BREAKING: Trump Media just dropped their Q3 earnings, and let’s just say the numbers are looking more tragic than my college GPA! 📉💔 They’re reporting a whopping net sales decline of 3.8% year-over-year, landing at a spicy $972.9K. That’s like finding a penny in a couch full of $100 bills. 💰💀 But WAIT! It gets juicier! 🌶️ They’re bleeding money like it’s a Netflix series. Net loss? A staggering $55 MILLION! That’s up from a measly $19M last year. At this rate, even the "Make America Great Again" caps aren't gonna save these stocks, which are down 70% since January. 📉🤡 According to my “leaked” convo with an imaginary developer: “We thought we were building a social media empire 🏰, but now we’re just an overhyped Tinder date 🤦‍♂️. Swipe left, please!” And can we just take a moment to appreciate the cosmic irony? 🚀 Donald wanted to create a digital movement, but all he ended up with was a meme about his investors “seething.” 🔥 Hot take: If they keep this up, I predict Trump Media will soon be a retro video game where the keyboard just glows, but no one can figure out how to play! 🎮💀 #ThisIsFine #StonksDown