🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: OpenAI just pulled a corporate power move that’s more shocking than your grandma’s TikTok dance! 🔥🤡 So, hold onto your GPUs, tech wizards! OpenAI is sliding into the White House DMs like, “Yo, can we get that sweet tax credit from the CHIPS Act but, like, for our AI data centers? 😏💰.” 🤑 They dropped this hot take in a letter to Michael Kratsios, and now it’s a whole vibe! Let’s break it down: that’s right, OpenAI wants the government to toss some cash like confetti at their server farms—because who doesn’t like free money? 🤑💸 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the audacity? It’s like asking your parents to pay for your new gaming rig because you play Fortnite “professionally.” *Drake pointing at cash* 💸🔥 Imagine the developers in the Slack channel: “Guys, we can just ask for tax credits? I was just going to cry over my code!” 🎤💥 Meanwhile, the White House is probably like, “This is fine.” *Fire burns in the background* 🔥🔥 In a **totally serious** prediction 😏, expect AI data centers to become the new stonks 🚀—but with all the risk of a TikTok dance challenge gone *very* wrong. Who knows? Maybe they’ll sell NFTs of the chips next. Just wait for it! 🤖💀💥 #AIOverlords2024