🚨💔 Tech Alert: Nasdaq just took a GIGANTIC L on the weekly scoreboard, falling a heart-stopping 3% because apparently, investors decided meme stocks were more fun than being broke! 💸💀 📉😱 That’s right, fam! In just five days, the combined market value of the **CEREBRAL EIGHT** (aka the AI stocks that think they’re hot stuff) tanked by a staggering $800 BILLION!💰💔 Like, what are y’all doing? Investing your life savings into a digital version of "this is fine"? 🐶🔥 💥😳 “Bro, I thought AI was supposed to make me rich. How did we go from stonks 📈 to stonks 💩 in one week?” said a totally real but also fictional developer at Silicon Valley’s infamous Coffee Overload Inc. 🤖☕ (No cap, they’re definitely seething right now.) 🕵️‍♂️ So get this: While the Nasdaq was busy declining like my motivation on a Monday morning, the confident chads out there were like “Drake pointing” at quarterly earnings, only to discover everyone else was just vibing in a galaxy brain level of **D E N I A L**. 😂🤷‍♂️ 🔮 Hot take alert: Buckle up, because in three months, all the overpriced AI stocks will either be obsolete or the next NFTs for hipster cats. Keep your eyes peeled, this is going to be WILD! 😳🚀