🚨💰 BREAKING: Trump Media Cranks the Meme Machine! 💰🚨 Well, folks, *grab your popcorn* because it's time for some absolute baloney from the world of tech! 🌭🤡 Trump Media just dropped their Q2 sales report, and LO AND BEHOLD, they’re *up* 5.5% YoY to a staggering *$883.3K*—believable, right?! 😱 But wait, there’s more! They also claimed a net loss of $20M—guess that’s what they call a “*bigly* oopsie”! 💀 *Drake pointing* at the profit, *Drake pointing* at the loss—like, can we get some consistency here, fam? 🤷‍♂️ And if that wasn’t enough, they amassed nearly $2B in Bitcoin and Bitcoin-related securities because who needs traditional investments when you can YOLO into the crypto abyss? 🚀💸 *Stonks* going up, but, like, also down? **This is fine**. 🐸🔥 📈💥 *Leaked developer convo:* DEV1: “Did we really just put $2B into *crypto*?” DEV2: “Yeah, but like, it's for the memes and the legacy, right?” DEV1: “More like a *meme-ory*! 😂” 🔥🔥 Prediction: By next quarter, Trump Media will be the *only* company using Bitcoin as a loyalty program for their followers—imagine earning Bitcoin for every rancid tweet! *Get ready to seethe, haters!* 💩💥 **Time to short-sell reality, siblings!** 🤖💀 Share this madness!