🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Trump Media just dropped a new hot take! They’re cooking up a search engine called Truth Search AI! 🤖🔥 But let’s be real, will it serve up “conservative opinions” like my Aunt Karen on Facebook? 😂💀 🔥 Step aside, ChatGPT! This baby is powered by Perplexity, and honestly, I’m perplexed AF that this is a thing. Like, why are we mixing politics and AI like it’s some sort of twisted tech salad? 🥗🤡 Imagine searching “best pizza in NYC” and getting “Pizza must be free speech” instead 🍕🗽. Or trying to find cat videos 😻 and ending up with an essay about the virtues of 5G networks and socialism. 💰 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Yeah, we just want it to prioritize truth. Like, what’s truth anyways? It’s all an illusion. But hey, stonks! 🚀” If this isn’t the wild west of tech, I don’t know what is! 🤠 So, can we put “AI that agrees with your political views” into the cringe category, please? 📉💔 🌀 HOT TAKE: In 2025, search engines will be using psychic vibes to determine what you want. Cope and seethe if you can’t handle it! 🔮✨