🎉🔥 HOLY COW, folks! It’s time to acknowledge that we’re living in a freaking BLACK MIRROR episode! 🚀💀 Donald J. Trump just became the FIRST AI SLop President, and trust me, this ain't your dad's politics! 🤡💰 Picture this: a septuagenarian avoiding keyboards like they’re made of molten lava, suddenly becoming a self-proclaimed generative AI WHIZ! 💻🤖 I mean, I don't know what’s more grotesque: his new AI-generated Top Gun video or my grandma trying to figure out TikTok! 😬🫠 The clip is legendary! Imagine our guy, instead of a sleek pilot’s helmet, sporting a KING’S CROWN, flying a jet with “KING TRUMP” painted on the side. Like, bro, he’s escaped the “This is fine” meme and landed squarely in the “I can’t even” zone! 🤡💥💔 No cap, bro's gotta get that meme game on lock! UNLEASHED LEAKED QUOTE TIME: “I’m just here to make AI great again!” - Trump’s imaginary campaign manager after somehow managing to press *generate* 🧠✨ So what's the prediction? Buckle up fam 💀: Within a month, the White House will be run by an aggressive chatbot named “TRUMP-BOT 3000” deploying executive orders via Instagram Live! 🤖📲 Let's get those Stonks UP! 📈🔥