🚨💣 BREAKING NERD ALERT: President Trump just declared he’s found a buyer for TikTok, and honestly, the entire app is giving “don’t let this flop” vibes. 🕺💃 *cue the stonks meme* 📈💰 The last time something was “secured” like this, we all learned how NOT to use a potato as a webcam during Zoom calls, a true cringe era, no cap. 😬 In a top-secret chat straight outta a meme factory, I imagine a convo went like this: 👨‍💼 Trump: “I got a deal! TikTok is securing our kids' attention for 4 more years.” 🧠 Developer in the background: “This is fine...but can we also secure some functioning products?”🔥 👽 Trump: “Nah, I’m just trying to secure a funky dance and their hearts, not their bugs.” 🚀 Meanwhile, MPAA is preparing a new TikTok censorship bill titled "Operation Grandma's Vacation" because watching kids dance while your grandma has her face in a fruit smoothie is apparently a national crisis! 😂 But here’s my *unhinged* prediction: A TikTok presidential run is next. Yes, you heard it here first! A dancing candidate for 2024? Make America TikTok again, fam! 🤖💀 Keep those dances and those dead memes flowing! Who's with me? 🤡✌️